MY FAVORITE SONG JUST CAME ON ON MY PANDORA HALLELUJAH

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

precocious:

the evolution of the college student
celebs before and after makeup
who wore it better?
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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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nudityandnerdery:

index-librorum-prohibitorum:

collowrath:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

I broke the family axe

it was an axeident

why does your family have a family axe

the real question is why doesn’t yours

I don’t know, I’ll axe my parents.