meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
  • i just passed my friend in the hallway, and said to her “what’s down, dog?” and she proceeded to hand me her hall pass, get down on the floor in the middle of school, and show me the “downward facing dog” yoga pose

    like how cool is that

    Anonymous asked:
    I need boy advice help!

    moseby:

    kill him