MY FAVORITE SONG JUST CAME ON ON MY PANDORA HALLELUJAH
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I broke the family axe
it was an axeident
why does your family have a family axe
the real question is why doesn’t yours
I don’t know, I’ll axe my parents.